I bought a Lawyers page-a-day calendar today at Borders. It was only a $1. I figured I could spare a dollar for some funny business.
I tore off the pages one by one to leave February 11, 2006.
I came across two sayings:
"A man may as well open an oyster without a knife, as a lawyer's mouth without a fee." -- Barton Holyday
"Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate." -- Ambrose Bierce

Jennnifer:
That's hilarious. Do you have a link for the calendar? I'd like to get one myself ! Great post today (the 13th) as well !!!
Posted by: Red Gobuty | February 13, 2006 at 06:58 PM
Red,
Thanks for the kind words. Here is an Amazon.com link to the calendar I bought: http://tinyurl.com/a586q
See if you can find it at your local Borders or Waldenbooks on clearance.
Posted by: Jennifer Sawday | February 13, 2006 at 08:36 PM